1 - "OUCH! Do that again!"
2 - "God, I love it when you bite me _there_"
3 - "OW! Shit! That was hot! (seconds later...) Do it again!"
4 - "Geez, is it morning already?"
5 - (with evil grin on face) "Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie"
6 - "You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?!"
8 - "No marks!"
9 - "You taste like an ashtray"
10- "My headache is starting to go away"
11- "You have a psychedelic penis"
12- "I can make your penis sing...see?"
13- "The guy is watching us"
14- "Could you cut this thing off me?"
15- "Help I`m stuck"
16- "My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!??"
17- "Oh my, my entire body is tingling!"....Sex Tip: un plug The Bed.
18- "I love seeing your painted black finger nails against my skin"
19- "May your lips be blessed, for they are truly sinful."
20- "Are the handcuffs to tight?"
21- "Do you really want me to wear this makeup to bed?"...Thoughtful look...
pause... guilty look... NOD.
22- "I miss my dog"
23- "Oh...harder...*deeper*..."
24- "God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you."
25- "You taste so sweet."
26- "No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in you."
27- "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*..."
28- "Drink."
29- "Tighter? You greedy thing, you."
30- "Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?"
31- "Oh, I've lost my earring again!"
32- "PLEASE??........." *sob*
33- Just for effect.. ask someone what they would think about rutting in a
bathtub filled with jello. I have never seen that look on anyones face
before......
34- "Wait. don't move. no really, don't move. my ampallang's caught in
your labia rings. it's not funny! just lie still for a second."
35- "Shall we have a cigarette now or is that a cliche?"
Is that *during* sex, if so I think it's kinda fun to do. Really hard
not to burn your partner though.
"Ouch" Puff "Ouch" puff "Whoops sorry about that -- but hey it'll leave a
nice scar!"
36- "get off your all pointy"
37- "your better than your mother"
38- "Help me, Im stuck.......On second thoughts"
39- "This things too small... why didn't you get a bigger coffin?"
40- "OOUUCh... do it again" " No that candles got to last all night"
41- "Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do you dye them?"
42- "Damn I`ve lost the key...You don't happen to know where there`s a hacksaw
do you?"
43- "umm you taste really nice.. must have been that raspberry ice lolly"
44- "So, do you like to be tied up?"
45- "I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my body hair"
46- "Do we have to take our boots off to screw?"
47- "You know, you might wanna take my bra off before you put the handcuffs
on."
48- "Stop! I think my Dad's home!"
49- "shit!" (to my SO as her dorm room door flings open)
50- "hi! did you forget something?' (to your SO's roommate as she's staring
at your butt high up in the air...)"
51- "I hope that was as good for you as it was for me"
Reply: "When you say 'you,' are you referring to me as a
metaphysical subject, to the impersonal pre-metaphysical
*moi*, or simply to my personal self?
52- "Oh no!!! That won't fit _there_!!!!..."
53- "That better be white candle wax your dripping on me--the blank candles
leave stains..."
54- "What the hell...Did you put Floodland on _repeat_?!!!!!"
55- "Shit! The chain is caught around my ankles again...."
56- "Wait...I'll be right back....I need to down load one more program..."
67- "Mmmmm.....let's take a break....I need to check my e-mail and I'm sure
you probably do too...."
68- "Are those bite marks!!?? Great, what am I going to wear around my neck
at work tomorrow?..."
69- "You _are_ a girl/boy, right?..."
70- "Oh, so _that's_ why people don't like black sheets very much..."
71- "C'mon. . .it won't hurt. . .I can get my hand to the bottom of a
Pringles can."
72- "Errr. . .You mean the candles aren't just for dripping wax. . .?"
73- "This album really does have a strange effect on you. . ."
74- "Well, you could pretend I'm a boy/girl!"
75- "What??? Mustard stains PVC? Now what am I supposed to wear out
tonight?"
76- "Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to change the sheets".
77- "if I died now my life would be complete"
78- "Its no good, Im gonna have to take the sun glasses off. I can`t see a
damn thing"
79- "Yuck.. I hope you`re gonna clean that up"
80- "I was going to blindfold you but I didn't want to smudge your eye makeup"
81- After your partner has spent 10 mins attaching you to the bed;
"I think I need to go to the toilet"
82-
83- "OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that"
84- "You taste weird"
85- "you want me to wear that?????? Never. oh okay then, pass it here"
86- "Shit I dropped the TV remote control again"
87- "If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time......."
88- "Either you are lying on the remote control or there`s something wrong
with the stereo"
89- "You are Sooo Evil"
90- "Eeek! That was too nice...do it agin!!"
91- (when getting dressed) Is that your skirt or mine ?
92- Slower! If we sweat our make-up will run.
93- wouldn't you rather just go dancing?
94- can't we face the mirror??
95- is there room for both our egos in the same bed?
96- if you pour the wine allover me, what will we drink later?
97- don't get that candle anywhere near my hair !!!!!